I'm going to wait to start the cleanse with Ayla, my usual partner in crime. So that means tonight is my last chance to celebrate the anniversary of my marriage to that weirdo, Adrian, with the biggest bottle of wine we can find. 4 years-ish as I like to call it. My dad took the baby so I get some baby-free time which doesn't happen often. My plan to spend it napping, and lazing about in bed is not going as planned. I ended up vacuuming and making lunch. Now off to shower. or nap. or shower. Choices I tell you. Oh wait, I'll probably have enough time for both. What a glorious day!!
Happy anniversary shithead!
Not that he'll ever know. He does not subscribe to my blog, I don't think he knows what a blog is to be quite honest. Oh well, that just means I can blame him for everything. AMIRITE?!